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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 9:08 pm, 21st May 2002 Navigator's Log: Stardate 53874.3
The 10to5 is en route to Ascella VII, a planet located deep in Federation space. Starfleet has detected strange readings from the vicinity of the planet over the past few days. The readings suggest that there is a small cloaked vessel in orbit. Our mission is to investigate these readings, and try to solve any problems diplomatically, but we are authorised to use force if necessary. In order for the 10to5 to cope with any tactical issues, the ship has been fitted with a special module at the rear of the ship, with a rear torpedo launcer. The module also contains a sickbay, and two more crew quarters. We should arrive at Ascella VII in a few hours.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 8:32 pm, 22nd May 2002 Captians Log: Stardate 53874.3
The Navigator, Mr. Simmo666, has laid in his course for Ascella VII about an hour ago, where there has been unconformed readings conserning a cloaked ship, hopefully with our neww add-on (ANY ONE EVEN TOUCHS IT AND I'LL KILL THEM, IT COST MORE THEN IRISH ASDL!!!) we should have no problem.
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kamkazie mcgrathzie Lt. Commander
 Posts: 345 Join Date: 01-05-2002 | Posted at 9:15 pm, 23rd May 2002 Captain have you an orders to give us before we make contact.
Chief of Security on the USS Columbia
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:49 pm, 23rd May 2002 Sickbay to the Bridge, I'm ready back here for any casualties.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 12:22 am, 24th May 2002 Engineering to Bridge, all systems are operating at peak efficiency.
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 3:57 pm, 24th May 2002 Sir, we're approaching the planet. Dropping out of warp. Captain, I recommend that we run a tachyon sweep of the area, it should detect any irregularities or cloaked ships.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 7:26 pm, 24th May 2002 Aye, who ever runs the tachyon sweep thingy, run a tachyon sweep ! And sickbay, i hope there won't be any casults, <----HINT.
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kamkazie mcgrathzie Lt. Commander
 Posts: 345 Join Date: 01-05-2002 | Posted at 12:07 am, 25th May 2002 Carlos and i have finished our search of the ship everything is fine nothing to Report.
Chief of Security on the USS Columbia
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 12:11 am, 25th May 2002 Captain, we might be able to boost the sensitivity of the sensors if we take some power from other systems. Which system should I take it from?
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 10:16 am, 25th May 2002 um, the, ah, oh you know the wossname system, thing that does the yoky thing...........
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 5:02 pm, 25th May 2002 <Wonders why no-one has run a scan yet>
Running a scan now sir. Hmm this is strange. Im not picking up the ship on the sensors, no abnormalities, nothing. Just the planet. Wait, no. There was a slight fluctuation, it looked to be moving towards us, on an intercept course, but now I cant see anything.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 5:28 pm, 25th May 2002 I will unscrew all the light bulbs in everyone's quarters. That will give us some more power.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 5:34 pm, 25th May 2002 how about scanning for temporal anomalies or cloaked ships.
we would have to ask Vanhal for permission
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 5:38 pm, 25th May 2002 "Erm, lieutenant, we've been scanning for cloaked ships since we got here. Maybe you sho..."
<is interupted by the ship suddenly shaking>
"What the..... that thing moving towards us..... has collided with us. What should we do captain vanhal?
Rear Admiral Simmo666
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 5:42 pm, 25th May 2002 we could send security personnel to scan the ship
(only 2 security personnel)
but we would need Vanhal's permission
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 8:09 pm, 25th May 2002 HEHEehehehehehe, i think we should ask the captain, well captain what do you think? Hehehehehehe we're been attacked hehehehehehe, quick kill all the officers as a scurfice!!!!! hehehehehe *falls to the ground in hesterics*
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 8:35 pm, 25th May 2002 The captain was clearly unfit for duty, so I took out my hypospray and sedated him. (I'm the chief medical officer, so I can do that.)
Me: "Simmo, the bridge is yours. I suggest we inform Admiral Dobberman that Captain Vanhal has been relieved of his command."
I took the captain to Sickbay and restrained him to a biobed.
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 8:55 pm, 25th May 2002 hehe you can't do this to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i'm your mother, *puts on darth vader voice* SCOOTER I AM YOUR MOTHER!!! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee look at the lights!
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 9:19 pm, 25th May 2002 <the ship decloaks and opens a channel with the USS 10to5, the crew is stunned to see who is on the viewscreen>
Yes, it's me, Dobberman! You all betray me and I shall have my revenge.
<terminates the connection and lauches a tri-covault device, the 10to5 is shaked rigorously, and most of the ships systems are knocked offline> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 1:36 am, 26th May 2002 Commander, we're losing power back here, the Admiral must be using some high ranking command codes to overide our security lockouts. He's trying to shut down the core!
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 12:22 pm, 26th May 2002 "Bridge to Engineering: Quick! Switch to main battery power. Auxillary power to the weapons. Scavence any available power you can!"
"Bridge to Sickbay: Scooter, stand by for casualties."
"Kamakazie, target the weapons array on Dobberman's ship."
"Carlos, scan the Admiral's ship for any weaknesses."
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 12:38 pm, 26th May 2002 <It's a good thing I only brought 1 tri-covault device, Dobberman fires phasers at the 10to5's Torpedo launcher, disabling it> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 1:54 pm, 26th May 2002 hehehehehehee we're doooooooommmmmmeddddddd, oh hehehee you might want to teleport the shilds into a BOOMMMMMMMMMM hehehe
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 2:13 pm, 26th May 2002 Simmo666, I have scanned the ship and I have found a weakness in his Tri-Cobalt torpedo launcher, 1 high powered high frequency phaser blast will disable his ship (not destroy it).
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 2:17 pm, 26th May 2002 Well done carlos! Target the torpedo launcher. Standby to fire on my mark. Until you get the power for that phaser, keep firing with our aft torpedo launcher, luckily Dobberman forgot we have an aft one in our new module!
Bridge to Engineering, we need maximum power to the phasers - maximum frequency.
Bridge to Sickbay, I thought you sedated the Captain, we can hear him from up here, and he's very disruptive! 
Rear Admiral Simmo666
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 2:21 pm, 26th May 2002 I have targeted the torpedo launcher, ready to fire on your command.
firing aft torpedoes now
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 2:40 pm, 26th May 2002 "Sickbay to Bridge, I thought so too."
I pulled out an alpha-rythmn generator from my medkit and used it on Vanhal. The mumblings finally stopped. Just to be safe, I injected him with two more sleeps. He ought to be out for a long time.
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 2:59 pm, 26th May 2002 <The torpedos are sticking the ship>
Argh! We'll met again
<the ship heads in the opposite direction and powers up the cloaking device. There is still some time to fire the phaser blast before the cloak activates, the ship has been damaged pretty badly>
<ps. missed my 500th post > No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 3:07 pm, 26th May 2002 Quick, anyone, fire the phasers now! Recalibrate the techobabble-ometer to leave a subspace thingy so we can track the ship if they cloak. Who cares if they're at the right power level, just fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<<By now, the crew had spent so much time listening to my big speech that Dobberman could have cloaked his ship, but luckily for us, the Admiral had fallen over his own feet on the way to the cloaking console, and we still had enough time to fire>>
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 3:09 pm, 26th May 2002 I am firing phasers and Recalibrating the techobabble-ometer now
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 6:57 pm, 26th May 2002 heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee techobabble-ometer
heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you still have to teleport the shilds into a BOOMMMMMMMMMM
heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh look at the lightssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss OH NO NOT
YOU AGAIN GET OUT OF MY
MINNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDD.
*starts hitting himself on the head*
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 7:57 pm, 26th May 2002 *The ship powers up*
Commander, I managed to transfer all ships systems to the main battery. Dobberman seems to have stopped his attack but I don't think we should switch back to the core until we either apprehend him or he leaves. However, I will start working on new security systems.
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 8:07 pm, 26th May 2002 <Is on his ship trying to fix the warp drive after the devastating blow your phasers gave it. Dobberman has been interfacing with the 10to5's computer until the phasers struck, the last thing he heard was Vanhal's Manic screams.>
That's odd, I thought they gave him a hell oh a lot a setatives! Meh!
<Computer: Warp Drive Online>
Engage!
<Several consoles explode>
<Computer: Warp Drive Offline>
Dagnastit No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 1:17 am, 27th May 2002 Chief medical officer's log: Admiral Dobberman's attacks have stopped. Fortunately nobody got hurt, except Captain Vanhal, but that was on purpose when I was trying to sedate him. For some unknown reason sleep hypos don't seem to work on him. I'll have to increase the dosage. When we return to starbase, I going to have the counselor there perform a psychiatric evaluation on Captain Vanhal.
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 5:41 pm, 27th May 2002 Right, everyone on the bridge (carlos, you're all that's left on the bridge now), status reports. I want tactical status, and the status on Dobberman's ship.
Bridge to Engineering: Damage report.
Bridge to Sickbay: Kamakazie is seriously injured up here (im suprised you missed this ). He may never ever wake up, he may never say anything again, unless there is some miracle. I doubt there's anything you can do for him.
Carlos, I guess this means that you're our new chief of security.
Get Admiral Dobberman on Subspace NOW! He'd better have a damned good reason for attacking another subspace vessel, and I doubt he does.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:36 pm, 27th May 2002 status report: (listen carefully)
all weapon systems are back online, we have maximum phaser power available, and we have 100 torpedoes left.
Admiral Dobberman's ships power is very low, and his systems damaged, he has no weapon capabilities, his shields are down, his engines are not working, his cloaking device has been destroyed, his tractor beam has been disabled, his hull is down to 50 %. Admiral Dobberman has been knocked unconscious after the consoles exploded
I suggest we tractor his ship, and set up a temporary brig, in someones quarters and put Admiral Dobberman in the brig, remove his weapons and communicator.
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 7:41 pm, 27th May 2002 Well done! Convert the Science Officer's quarters into a brig, since we have noone in those quarters there should be no problem. And are you sure we have 100 torpedoes left? The console "Announcement: U.S.S 10to5 Ship Status" is saying we have 12 forward torpedoes and 5 aft torpedoes. (That's why it's there - it gets updated whenever something happens). Transport Admiral Dobberman over when you are ready. And try to get Admiral Janeway at Starfleet Command, she'll know how to handle this.
Bridge to Sickbay: Is the Captain fit for duty yet? We may need him up here soon. We... are a little short handed.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:49 pm, 27th May 2002 the science officer's quarters has been converted into a brig, Admiral Dobberman has been transported into the brig.
I have contacted Admiral Janeway. she is sending a ship over to tow Admiral Dobberman's ship back to starfleet command, and to escort us back to starfleet command.
okay, if I am right there are 12 forward torpedoes and 0 aft torpedoes left
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 8:22 pm, 27th May 2002 Inform the Admiral we'll be delayed a little. We have a little diplomatic business to attend to. The Romulan's will be at our throats as soon as they hear that there's a cloaking device out there. Helm, set a course for the Romulan Neutral Zone, warp 4. Oh, that's my job. We'll arrive on the 29th May, at 7pm forum time (who knows why we use something called forum time on a starfleet vessel?). That'll give the captain a chance to recover, and the crew a little time for some R&R, and me some time to do some homework, erm, finish some reports. I'll be in my quarters if you need me. Carlos, you have the bridge.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 8:25 pm, 27th May 2002 I have informed Admiral Janeway about our diplomatic business
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 8:29 pm, 27th May 2002 Engineering to bridge, the core is online and functioning normally. I also updated the security so that only the CO and I can access it. I will complete the repairs to the other systems on the way to the neutral zone. I estimate that we should be fully repaired and ready for anything by the time we arive.
Why don't you give me a damage report for the bridge and I'll try to get to that too. If only I had an engineering staff.
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 8:38 pm, 27th May 2002 <Wakes up and wonders how he can say dagnastit when he is unconscience>
What the? No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 8:41 pm, 27th May 2002 <On his way off the bridge>
Thank's Ensign. Carlos, since you have the bridge, I leave that damage report to you.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 8:49 pm, 27th May 2002 I think we should send someone to check on Admiral Dobberman, and keep him sedated until we get back to the Starfleet command
(medical officer)
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 11:02 pm, 27th May 2002 <bites cyonide pill, doesn't work>
oh crap. No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 11:05 pm, 27th May 2002 Ok, I've got kamakazie here in sickbay. He's in critical condition. I'm not optimistic. I've been running scans on the captain, and I'm not sure he's fit for duty. I'm getting very strange readings. I can wake him up, but there's no telling what will happen.
Someone should beam over to Dobberman's ship and sedate him. I might not be the best person to go over there considering I have no medical staff. Someone has to watch Vanhal and Kamakazie. I'm not the only crew member with a hypospray either.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 11:19 pm, 27th May 2002 In case you haven't heard, Admiral Dobberman is in the temporary brig located in the science officer's quarters, and his ship is being tractored.
read the parts of the storyline of the 2nd mission that you missed.
who else has hyposprays
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 1:51 am, 28th May 2002 (Sorry. Read the posts. Must have missed it.)
I have given Dobberman another sedative. There's nothing I can do for Kamakazie. I'm going to put him in cyrogenic suspension. I've also given the captain a wakeup hypo.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 6:36 am, 28th May 2002 I've managed to get the sheilds back up to full strength. I'm now using the excess power from the warp core to recharge the emegency batteries.
Bridge, I'm still waiting for your damage report.
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 6:52 pm, 28th May 2002 <Is sat in his quarters>
Hmm. Lets see. What to watch. That's the one. Computer, start movie number 1479176.
Computer: Initiating program, Grass growing competition 2349.
Me: What, noooooooooooooooo! That's not what I wanted! Stop program!
Computer: Unable to comply.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! <His screams are heard throughout the ship>
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:28 pm, 28th May 2002 I"ll fix that once i fix everything else
*hears simmo crying*
sorry but it"s not a vital ship function and therefore comes last
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 6:03 pm, 29th May 2002 *gives Dobberman another sleep hypo*
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 7:09 pm, 29th May 2002 Navigator's Log Stardate 53877.7
We have arrived at the Romulan Neutral Zone. I'm on my way to the bridge. We have made contact with a Romulan vessel and the first person to read this (who is out of Scooter, Carlos, Sporto7 talks to them.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:17 pm, 29th May 2002 Me: "This is Lieutenant JG Scooter of the U.S.S. 10to5 to Romulan Warbird."
Romulan: "I am Commander Telek. We have detected a vessel with a cloaking device in Federation space. It is in violation of the Treaty of Algernon!"
Me: "Yes, we have captured the vessel and its commanding officer, who is sedated in our brig at this moment."
Romulan: "If you do not release him to us, we will open fire on your ship."
Me: "Please, there is no need to hostility. My commanding officer is on his way to the bridge."
*Simmo666 reaches the top of the steps in Engineering and enters the Bridge.*
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 7:27 pm, 29th May 2002 Me: "Hello, mr romulan how do you do?"
Romulan: " "
Me: "Sorry, we can't release him, he's............ erm........."
Romulan: "Why do you hesistate human?"
Me: "It's...........problem.............I..............have................he's..............dead..............so..............there."
Romulan: "I dont believe you"
<Romulan vessel fires a torpedo at the ship, and the ship shakes quite a lot. Commander Simmo666 hits the floor and accidentally hits his hypospray and sedates himself for quite a while. He wasn't woke up yet......>
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:43 pm, 29th May 2002 Scooter, do you have a Wake-Up hypo, I think you should use it to wake up Commander Simmo666, we need a commanding officer
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:49 pm, 29th May 2002 *injects Simmo666 with a wake-up hypo*
Me: "No, no, wait! He's not dead. Stop firing!"
Romulan: "Do not toy with me human."
Me: "You see, the problem is, he has to be present at Starfleet Command for his court martial."
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 9:25 pm, 29th May 2002 <wakes up in the Brig/Science Officer's Quarters>
YAWN! <smacks lips> MMM A replicator! Hmm, lets see, I want a choclate sunday, a cheese omlet, a patotoe cake, a bag of chips, the biggest fruitcake in the universe....<goes on for ages>....and a strawberry ice-cream.
<computer makes beeping noises, stuff starts to replicate but there is too much and it explodes, blowing a whole in the wall>
SUCCESS!
<Dobberman escapes from the room and makes his way to the bridge> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 9:38 pm, 29th May 2002 simmo666, dobberman has escaped, I have activated a level 10 forcefeld around his location
forcefield activated
Dobberman won't be going anywhere, I hope
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 9:43 pm, 29th May 2002 <just makes it past the forcefield>
Phew!
<storms into the bridge>
Leave this to me, I know how to deal with Romulans! Commander Telek? I never forget a face, remember the scurmish at Valcor 3?
Telek: How could I forget, Surrender or be destroyed.
Me: That's not like you Telek, usually you always get what you're after by force, you're ship is more than a match for this one, why not take me yourself.
Telek: I don't have to answer to you!
Me: I douth your government really wants a war with the federation, does it, I'd be willing to bet that you would get into serious trouble if you opened fire on us, Just turn back now, and we'll forget this whole incident ever occured.
<Telek closes the channel, his ship moves away> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:55 pm, 29th May 2002 *Scooter looks at Simmo666, waiting for orders.*
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 10:33 pm, 29th May 2002 I forgive you guys. I'm sorry for attacking you, forgive me? Can I still be part of the crew? No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 10:54 pm, 29th May 2002 nice save about the romulans
are you sure about that.
we might forgive you if you help repair our ship (romulan attack)
(no tricks) and fix the replicator you damaged.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 6:01 am, 30th May 2002 *Crash is heard from engineering*
Me: God dammit! In case anyone didn't notice, the hit from the Romulans blew a large toolbox out of a storage bin near the ceiling and knocked me out. Now there are tools everywhere and a large bump on my head.
*Walks over to display panel and pulls up a ship status report*
"WTF? I just fixed the damn shield generator! What is this sh*t? I could really use a staff or someone else on the crew to know anything about engineering."
*Notice's that Dobberman escaped*
"Oh, and I think that someone should catch Dobberman. Well, he maybe able to take over the ship but not my damn core now that it's encrypted."
"Scooter, could you give Simmo a stimulant?"
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 3:01 pm, 30th May 2002
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Another one? I don't want to overdose him.
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 5:07 pm, 30th May 2002 Dobberman, by Starfleet directive 474747 I hereby recieve permission by the regulations of Starfleet Command to reduce you in rank in this game only to the rank of ensign, and you will (if you wish) serve as an ordinary crewman on this ship, in engineering. You will report to Ensign Sporto78 and no tricks this time. If I ever catch you defying rules and regulations again, unless it makes the storyline good, or if you do something (a bit) heroic like on the tv, you will have bridge privilages taken away (bridge privilages are equal to holodeck privilages on this ship since there is no holodeck). Is that clear ensign? Now report to Ensign Sporto78. Lieutenant Carlos_Technology, keep an eye on him. Lieutenant Scooter report to the bridge, man one of those stations on the bridge that no-one uses, and try and see if Captain Vanhal can come to the bridge, or we might have to forget about him again. We need to conduct a scan of the area before we set a course for our rendevous with the starfleet vessel. Get started on repairs. I'll be in the ready room.
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 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 6:08 pm, 30th May 2002 *taps Simmo666 on the shoulder from behind him*
Me: "I'm already on the bridge sir."
I went to sickbay to give Vanhal another wake-up hypo. One had not been enough since I had given him so many sleep hypos. I then returned to the bridge and took a position at one of the stations that never gets used, just in case we might need to use it.
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 6:39 pm, 30th May 2002 Ensign? Aw man, Telek's never gonna let me live this down. Enphasis on the "live".
<goes down to engineering and helps with the repairs> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:38 pm, 30th May 2002 why do you want to keep an eye on me for
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 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 7:39 pm, 30th May 2002 Lieutenant, I meant you keep an eye on Dobberman.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:41 pm, 30th May 2002 oh, I didn't know that, it looked like you said that in your post, of course I will keep an eye on him
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 8:25 pm, 30th May 2002 "Dobberman, you fix the damn replicator that you blew up."
Mental note: Put saftey's on those things, next time I have lunch it could be messy.
"I guess I'll fix the sheild generator AGAIN."
"Bridge, still waiting for your damage report. Anything up there broken?"
"Oh, and Dobberman, pick up all these tools and put them up there by hand."
*Dobberman whines*
"Fine, you can use the anti grav pads. Now get to it."
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Chief Engineer
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 8:27 pm, 30th May 2002 *looks around*
it doesn't look like anything on the bridge has been damaged
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 8:27 pm, 30th May 2002 *Scooter goes to sickbay, gives Vanhal another wake-up hypo, and returns to the bridge.*
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 8:31 pm, 30th May 2002 *spasms*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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*starts to melt into a vapour and leaves the ship though the vetilation(don't ask)*
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 8:34 pm, 30th May 2002 Hmmm, Simmo, I guess this means you're the new captain (but still at the rank of Commander. No promotion for you )
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 8:35 pm, 30th May 2002 On small ships, the commanding officer is usually a commander anyways.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 8:36 pm, 30th May 2002 but on DS9 for a while Sisko was captain at the rank of commander
(ds9 is huge)
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 8:37 pm, 30th May 2002 I'm going to run a scan on Vanhal while he is still in range.
(I knew this station would have to be used sometime.)
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Vanhal is going to kill you!!!
 Posts: 10496 Join Date: 01-12-2001 | Posted at 8:45 pm, 30th May 2002 SUDDENLY A HUGE FLASH OF LIGHT APPERS AROUND VANHAL AND CONSUMES HIM AT THE SAME TIME FIRING A GREAT BALL OF ENERGY AT THE U.S.S 10to5 KNOCKING OUT MOST OF THE SYSTEMS (see ship status for details)
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 8:56 pm, 30th May 2002 <Falls over and a hyperspanner lands on my head>
OUCH!!
<Installs new power relay fixing the damaged replicator>
Works like a charm, I'm an expert at engineering, *sigh*
<looks around and notices everything else is damaged>
Oh crap!  No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:00 pm, 30th May 2002 You know, I'm starting to think that choosing engineering as a career was a bad idea. At least I have a staff (of 1) to help me out.
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Chief Engineer
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:01 pm, 30th May 2002 Since Vanhal exploded, I'm done scanning, and nobody is in sickbay, so I will help with repairs.
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 9:07 pm, 30th May 2002 This mission has seriously been messed up. Right, we need to organise repair teams. Myself and Scooter will work on getting the warp drive back online. Dobberman, start work on repairing the communications system, we need to contact that starfleet vessel. Sporto, stabilise the core. Carlos, start working on the shields, we're vunerable so close to the neutral zone. Our next priority will be the phasers, we need defenses. Alright people, this is going to take a lot of work.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 9:10 pm, 30th May 2002 I have been working on shields, and I have repaired them to 100%, and I have been working on phasers and I have repaired them
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:11 pm, 30th May 2002 There seems to be a microfracture on the core. It's nothing seroius but I'll have to shut the core down for a few minutes so I can seal it.
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:12 pm, 30th May 2002 Would we be able to use the impulse engines right now, or is that a bad idea?
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 9:13 pm, 30th May 2002 Right, sporto, prepare to shut down the core. Everyone, get your emergency hand light things. We'll be in darkness. Everyone, don't do anything until the core is repaired. Looks like that flash didn't do too much serious damage - it's easy to repair.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:15 pm, 30th May 2002 Umm, we didn't bring any with us according to the manifest. Don't worry though, all systems will be sent to the battery, which if you don't remember, I recharged. Oh, and we still have the impulse engines because they run on a separate fusion generator.
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Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 9:16 pm, 30th May 2002 I have retrieved and set my emergency hand light things to activate when the core shuts down, I also brought enough for the rest of the crew, if the battery goes dead
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:19 pm, 30th May 2002 Ok, shutting down the core.
*Light's get 50% dimmer as they switch to the batteries*
For the moment, the sheilds are offline. Don't worry though, this will only take a minute.
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Chief Engineer
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 9:20 pm, 30th May 2002 <holds on to something>
ARGH, I'm scared, no wait a second, I'm not.
<continues repairs with the microfracture> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:21 pm, 30th May 2002 This would be a bad time for Romulans to show up.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:23 pm, 30th May 2002 Oww! Stop grabbing my arm Dobberman.
*Finishes the sealing*
Ok, that's it, ready to bring the core online.
*Wirring sound is heard and the lights brighten back up*
*Reads status display on the pool table*
The core is operating normally. Sheilds are back up. We did it.
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U.S.S. Serenity
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 9:31 pm, 30th May 2002 YIPPEE  No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 9:32 pm, 30th May 2002 I have been working on both forward and aft torpedoes and I have repaired them, and did I mention that I fixed the phasers.
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 9:34 pm, 30th May 2002 Good job everyone, except Dobberman.
You fixed the core! I told you to fix the comm system! Now I see why you were a stupid ensign. 
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 9:36 pm, 30th May 2002 Taking a look at the comm system shows that the external antenna is damaged. Some has to go EVA to fix it.
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 9:41 pm, 30th May 2002 oops, I forgot, sorry, I was just taking priority No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 10:03 pm, 30th May 2002 I guess I'll go outside to fix it. Got my engineering kit that I picked out with me.
*Goes through the airlock not included in the blueprints*
Well, the gel pack and isolinear chips are fried. Got some spares with me now.
*Replaces the bad ones*
There all done. It should be working now. Just got to close it up...
*A meteor fragment hits sporto's suit control panel which destroys the power to his grav boots. He starts floating away*
Umm, Dobberman, could you fix the transporter and beam me back onboard?
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Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 10:16 pm, 30th May 2002 <Rushes to the transporter controls and opens the panel underneath, rips out some burned circuits and crosswires it to function on the single power relay in the back>
I'VE GOT PARTIAL POWER, ENERGIZING!
<begins transporting, it flutuates>
I'M LOSING HIM!
<Takes a hyperspanner and uses it's energy to boast power to the transporter, sporto materializes on the pad>
Thank GOD!
[WOOHOO - 100th Post!] No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 10:37 pm, 30th May 2002 Warp drive should be ready in four hours.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 11:23 pm, 30th May 2002 That just leaves the torpedo launchers and the hull. We can fix the torpedos but to do the repairs on the hull, we have to drydock. Therefore, I recomend we head back soon. Remember, we still have to pick up our new security officer.
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Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 11:27 pm, 30th May 2002 read this, I posted it earlier
Quote:I have been working on both forward and aft torpedoes and I have repaired them, and did I mention that I fixed the phasers |
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 11:42 pm, 30th May 2002 When are we gonna rondevous with the other ship?  No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 11:44 pm, 30th May 2002 Admiral Janeway's ship has arrived, she is asking to be contacted by the Captain (which is currently simmo666)
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 1:41 am, 31st May 2002 The comm system is fully repaired so there had better not be any static.
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 1:48 am, 31st May 2002 Warp drive is online.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 6:42 pm, 31st May 2002 Vanhal, are you going to update the uss 10to5 ship status topic
current status on what posts I have read
STATUS:
Shields: 100% EFFICIENCY
Phasers: ONLINE
Warp Drives: ONLINE
Impluse Drives: ONLINE
Forward Proton Tube: ONLINE (12/12 Protons left)
Aft Proton Tube: ONLINE (0/6 Protons left)
Transporters: PARTIAL
Life Support: ONLINE
Sensors: ONLINE
Hull: 96% INTEGRITY
Warp core: ONLINE
edit: should I have put this uss 10to5 ship status topic
edit: I think someone should finish repairing the transporter
edit: read the 1st post of the 6th page of this topic ?/\ I might be wrong about the transporter
edit: I was the one who repaired the torpedo launchers and phaser arrays
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:16 pm, 31st May 2002 Ok, um, I will get started on finishing repairs to the transporters, and everyone else can join in when they read this.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:22 pm, 31st May 2002 I will help with the transporter, what should I work on
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:27 pm, 31st May 2002 Check out the pattern buffers and biofilter while I work on the primary energizing coils and phase transition coils. Someone should look at the molecular imaging scanner.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 7:29 pm, 31st May 2002 Wow, finally people to help me with repairs! Ok, scooter, you do a diagnostic on the transporter panel, dobberman, you do the same with teh transporter pad. Carlos, you assist them in any way they require. I am going to scout to the ship for any more damage that we don't know about yet.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:29 pm, 31st May 2002 I checked the pattern buffers and biofilters and they check out okay
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:32 pm, 31st May 2002 I've run the diagnostic. Everything seems to be ok except for the molecular imaging scanner. It's out of alignment.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:34 pm, 31st May 2002 I have posted this earlier, where is Simmo
Quote:Admiral Janeway's ship has arrived, she is asking to be contacted by the Captain (which is currently simmo666) |
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Janeway: where is the Captain, Im waiting
me: hold on, he is coming
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:37 pm, 31st May 2002 Do you think she will be mad? She's been waiting for hours.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 7:37 pm, 31st May 2002 she sounded pretty mad to me
Janeway: Where Is He
me: he is probably sleeping
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:40 pm, 31st May 2002 I have realigned the molecular imaging scanner.
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 7:52 pm, 31st May 2002 I've just finished my tour of the ship. No other damage that a can of paint can't fix. Let's finish up the transporter.
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 7:53 pm, 31st May 2002 I think we are finished. What is left to do?
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 8:18 pm, 31st May 2002 there is still the problem with the hull (96% integrity)
is the transporter online and working yet
Janeway wants to talk to the Captain, could someone go get him.
we need her ship to escort us back to drydock, then Starfleet command, thats why she sent her ship
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:30 pm, 31st May 2002 Transporter is online. We can't repair the hull until we get to drydock. Waiting for Simmo.
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 9:32 pm, 31st May 2002 does anyone know where Simmo is
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 9:56 pm, 31st May 2002 Whoa, hey I sure missed a lot. I went back to my quarters and smashed up the video monitor in my quarters which no-one fixed yet! It was still playing that horrible show! Then I was so tired out I fell asleep.
<OFF TOPIC> OK, right, I need to post a lot more. Carlos has gone from what, an ensign to lieutenant commander in a matter of days!
Me: "Admiral Janeway, sorry for the delay. I hope I haven't kept you waiting too long."
Janeway: "That's alright commander. I see you have an exemplory crew."
Me: "Thanks. I'm very proud of this crew. They've served Starfleet amazingly well over the past month."
Janeway: "We'll begin to escort you back as soon as you're ready."
Me: "Good. Simmo out. Laying in a course for drydock. Everyone ready?"
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 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 9:57 pm, 31st May 2002 tactical ready
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 9:59 pm, 31st May 2002 I'm ready
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 10:01 pm, 31st May 2002 Well, that'll do. Engaging, warp 8. We'll arrive at drydock sometime tomorrow.
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 12:38 am, 1st June 2002 hey, would anyone like, to see a map of this ship in EF, maybe an Enterprise D holodeck program
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 12:43 am, 1st June 2002 I think it would be cool to have an EF map of the 10to5, even if we trade it in for a bigger ship. I wouldn't necessarily make it a Virtual Enterprise holoprogram because that wouldn't be canon.
Captain of the USS Serenity
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 12:49 am, 1st June 2002 Who cares? The purpose of holodecks is to make believe, not focus on reality.
BTW, we've done all that we can with the repairs. The rest must be done in drydock.
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 12:51 am, 1st June 2002 currently we are on the way to drydock, by tomorrow we will be back in drydock
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Dogbert Commander
 Posts: 763 Join Date: 10-05-2002 | Posted at 1:13 am, 1st June 2002 <BEEP, BEEP>
"This is Starbase 5. We have an eager 3rd year cadet that we would like to transfer to your crew. Of course Starbase 5 is far off your course so you will continue with your mission until June 22 (After school is over). Then you may pick him up and he will be your cadet. "
Navigator - USS Serenity
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 1:19 am, 1st June 2002 what position will you like to play as
Crew:
Captain: Simmo666
Chief of Security: Carlos_Technology
Security Officer: Manhunter - awaiting transfer at Starbase 8
Navigator: <available - temporarily Captain Simmo666 until replacement found>
Chief Engineer: Sporto78
Engineer: Dobberman - currently under evaluation period
Medical Officer: Scooter
Science Officer: <available>
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Dogbert Commander
 Posts: 763 Join Date: 10-05-2002 | Posted at 1:54 am, 1st June 2002 I guess I can't be an assistant or an engineer, medical officer or something like that can I.
I guess Navigator will do for now.
Navigator - USS Serenity
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 1:59 am, 1st June 2002 If you're going to wait until June 22nd, things could be different then. Wait and see how many people join the game. By June 22nd, we might need a new ship. There would be lots of new opportunities then.
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Dogbert Commander
 Posts: 763 Join Date: 10-05-2002 | Posted at 2:15 am, 1st June 2002 Yeah, I just wanted to get it out in the open. I guess you could say that there is "Reservations" 
Navigator - USS Serenity
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sporto78 Captain
 Posts: 1365 Join Date: 19-04-2002 | Posted at 8:16 am, 1st June 2002 If we're doing reservations, then I "reserve" the chief engineer position. 
Commander Sporto78
Chief Engineer
U.S.S. Serenity
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 10:24 am, 1st June 2002 I guess I'd better reserve my captain's seat 
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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Dogbert Commander
 Posts: 763 Join Date: 10-05-2002 | Posted at 2:07 pm, 1st June 2002 Next thing we'll be doing is playing musical chairs 
Navigator - USS Serenity
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 2:09 pm, 1st June 2002 Don't give them any ideas... 
Captain of the USS Serenity
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 2:29 pm, 1st June 2002 well then, I reserve the Chief of Security position
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 2:30 pm, 1st June 2002 I suppose I might as well reserve the Chief Medical Officer position (not that it's necessary to do so).
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 2:31 pm, 1st June 2002 "Well crew. We're arriving at Drydock. Hail the drydock, let them know we're here."
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 2:33 pm, 1st June 2002 "Drydock acknowledges our hail and says we are clear for docking."
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 2:36 pm, 1st June 2002 "Moving us in." <Looks at the viewscreen, sees we're slightly off course>
CLANG! The ship hits the side of the inside of drydock,
"Oops".
<Imagines what could happen>Suddenly, Commander Saffi Larsen suddenly appears sat next to me, and says, captain, I am forced to relieve you of command, and if fades to black<end of imagining>
Hull loses 3% integrity, no other damage.
"I'd better be more careful next time"
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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Scooter Morale Officer
 Posts: 2898 Join Date: 08-05-2002 | Posted at 2:38 pm, 1st June 2002 "Hull integrity is at 93%. Docking sequence complete. Workbees are commencing repairs."
And I've been promoted! Wasn't I promoted yesterday?
Captain of the USS Serenity
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 2:44 pm, 1st June 2002 "Yes, Lieutenant, you were (Lt. Commanders are referred to as Lieutenants or Commanders - Lieutenant since Im a commander), but you did an extraordinary job hailing drydock."
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 4:03 pm, 1st June 2002 the owner of the drydock has contacted us, here is the message
owner of drydock: hull repairs are complete, you may leave when ready.
me: I will tell the Captain
Captain, the hull repairs are complete
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 4:08 pm, 1st June 2002 "Very good. Our ship holds together rather well, dont you agree? Laying in a course for Starbase 8. I just hope we get a new navigator soon. It's tiring giving and carrying out orders."
<Taps combadge> "Bridge to Engineering: Bring the warp drive online, prepare to go to warp."
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 4:12 pm, 1st June 2002 yeah, I agree that our ship holds together pretty well
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 4:19 pm, 1st June 2002 Warp Drive Online
<reserves Evaluation Officer Assigned to Engineering's Position> No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 4:22 pm, 1st June 2002 (You know, that was not an evaluation position, it was just you were under evaluation due to just rejoining the crew. It's a normal engineering position.)
"Entering warp. On route to starbase 8. We'll pick up Manhunter there soon!"
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 4:42 pm, 1st June 2002 another status update
STATUS:
Shields: 100% EFFICIENCY
Phasers: ONLINE
Warp Drives: ONLINE
Impluse Drives: ONLINE
Forward Proton Tube: ONLINE (12/12 Protons left)
Aft Proton Tube: ONLINE (0/6 Protons left)
Transporters: ONLINE
Life Support: ONLINE
Sensors: ONLINE
Hull: 100% INTEGRITY
Warp core: STABLE
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 4:48 pm, 1st June 2002 "Thankyou Lieutenant. The status screen has been updated with the new information."
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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carlos_technology Commodore
 Posts: 2443 Join Date: 14-04-2002 | Posted at 5:03 pm, 1st June 2002 Captain, we have arrived at starbase 8, they are attempting to contact us
me: is Manhunter ready to be transported to our ship
starbase 8: not yet he hasn't come back from his training mission
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Simmo666 Rear Admiral
 Posts: 4620 Join Date: 12-01-2002 | Posted at 5:46 pm, 1st June 2002 Comm system activates in Ready Room
SB8: "Starbase 8 to USS 10to5, Ensign Manhunter has returned and is ready to transfer."
ME: "Good, beam him to engineering."
SB8: "Acknowledged."
ME: "Captain to Engineering: Ensign Manhunter is beaming aboard. Be sure to give him a warm welcome."
Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
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Dobberman Fleet Admiral
 Posts: 1998 Join Date: 29-12-2001 | Posted at 6:30 pm, 1st June 2002 <Manhunter materializes on the transporter pad>
Welcome aboard Manhunter, I'm Admiral...er...Ensign Dobberman. I'm sure you'll find yourself at home here. No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman. |
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Manhunter Commander
 Posts: 625 Join Date: 29-05-2002 | Posted at 6:33 pm, 1st June 2002 <steps off of transporter pad>"Ensign Manhunter reporting for duty sir. and thankyou ensign dobberman I have heard about you alot on the starbase all they talk about is dobberman this dobberman that. "
Chief of Security/Tactical on the USS Serenity
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